The names Scarlett. I love blink-182 and funny things. Those will be the things I shall be posting here. Don't like my posts, then don't look at them.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
this is my favorite post ever
Omg
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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(Source: luksblink)
why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
(Source: mrs-prozac)
I’d friend him for sure.
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
how to pick up patrick stump by me
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
it’s 2013, why do we still have emotions
