February 2012
Ted: (To Barney) Dude, do not pretend you're not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he's slept with.
Marshall: I have one. It's called my marriage license.
“She’s never seen STAR WARS?! Ted, the only people in the universe who haven’t...”
– Marshall from How I Met Your Mother (via fairywingsandarmyboots)
ravenwross:
I love when they laugh!
January 2012
Parents aren't home on a friday night
normal people: throw a huge party, invite everyone, get out all the alcohol and make it a night to remember
me: sing my favourite song at the top of my lungs, dance around like a slut, stay on the internet all night and eat all the food in my house.
I liked Valentine's Day in Elementary School.
-smgdee:
When you brought Valentine’s Day cards for the whole class, no one was left out. Even if you didn’t like some people in your class, you still had one for them. Nowadays, if you don’t have a Valentine or you’re single, Valentine’s Day is gonna suck. You’re gonna be surrounded by couples being all cute & shit and you won’t be receiving anything.
